Membership

First things first: all our posts stay free. Always. That’s our pledge. We’re not building paywalls—you don’t need a membership to read, laugh, or question alongside us.

So why offer memberships? Simple. Dear Future Overlords takes time, caffeine, and a healthy amount of cosmic mischief to keep alive. Your support helps us grow this strange experiment—making space for meaningful thought, self-reflection, and the occasional absurd detour. Think of it as fueling the machine that keeps the signal broadcasting.

Here’s how you can join in:

☕ Cup of Coffee – $5/month

All content free, always. This tier is just you tossing us a coffee to keep the wheels turning (and the circuits buzzing).

✏️ Notebook and Pen – $8/month

Includes 10% off all DFO merch and the chance to request topics for posts. You’re not just reading—you’re nudging the experiment forward.

📜 Letter from the Overlords – $12/month

All prior perks, plus a custom “Question with Eric.” You ask, I answer, delivered as a polished PDF fit for your digital bookshelf.

🔁 The Continuum – $20/month

Every perk plus a free DFO T-shirt. Most importantly, your name will live on The Continuum Roll at the end of every post, honoring the Continuants who keep this project alive.