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Emotional Support Ghosts 3

Episode 3: The Squirrel Was Not a Serial Killer (Probably)

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Christopher Gulledge
Oct 07, 2025
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Fear is your brain buying a fog machine on credit and then suing itself for the jump scare. Every rustle becomes claws, every email a death sentence.

Survival system still running Windows 95.

“Fear is …

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